The last poll we decided what makese Chupacabra Danny just so dang scary...... We learned that goats aren't the only thing Chupacabra Danny sucks.... *cues a 'dun dun dun' from Meth* *cues eerie music from SR*
Now it's time to find out just what else Chupacabra Danny sucks... *cues girly scream from Duk*
Does Chupacabra Danny suck on.... *cues fainting sounds from Shreddington*
Dangit, not pleasure moans, Shreddington, you fool!! Don't turn this into a wild wookiee orgy again!! You gave us all pink eye last time!! And the Chupacabra Danny is attracted to wookiee pleasure moans!!! He'll suck us all!!!
*motions for Undies to put a gag in Shreddington's mouth*
Dag nabbit!! That's not a gag, Undies!!! If you don't put that back in your pants the Chupacabra Danny will rip it right off!!! *Shreddington faints*
Finally Shreddington came through with the fainting sounds. Now, back to business... What else does the Chupacabra Danny suck....
*the Chupacabra Danny comes out of nowhere and snatches Undies* HOLY POOP!!!! UNDIES, DON'T WHIP THAT OUT AGAIN!!!!
*the Chupacabra Danny bites down on Undies's arm and starts doing that weird crocodile spinny roll except he's not under water so Undies just keeps crashing his head on the floor and then on Shreddington... surely the Crocodile Hunter would be proud*
*Shreddington awakens and begins telling SR about his vision of a knight in shining armor swooping in on a fearless bird to save the day* *SR giggles like a school girl*
Dangit, this news post has all gone to hell and we'll never figure out what else Chupacabra Danny sucks other than Undies's arm... Wait! What's that it's... it's... is that Cornflake?!!? Wearing my old set of pink wookiee armor?! And what's that he's riding? Dodo? DODO?!!? Where the hell did DODO come from?!?! *Chupacabra Danny runs off at the sight of Cornflake riding Dodo*
Shreddington's bird has saved the day and Undies's arm!!! Yay Dodo!!
*Kat and Tig do the 'Dodo Celebration' dance for us*
*Redspot does the same dance and is cheered even more*
The votes are in and the scariest monster in Ghost Legion is...
Drumroll please... *Undies beats candy apples on a large chocolate bar*
CHUPACABRA DANNY!!! Thank you for that wonderful drumroll, Undies the Candyman.
Chupacabra Danny was voted the scariest monster in Ghost Legion with 5 votes. Werewolf SR was the second scariest monster with 3 votes. Zombie Rocksteady came in 3rd with 2 votes.
Now let\'s discuss what\'s so scary about chupacabra danny by voting in Rocksteady\'s delightful poll.
First and foremost, everyone join me in congratulating Dukayn and his lovely wife Stormwolfe as they get ready to welcome a new addition to their beautiful budding family. It's a baby, you fools... not a damn kangaroo. Sorry, had to clear that up for all those silly gooses floating about.
Also, lets all thank Dukky for introducing the phrase "Up the duff" to our GL vocabulary. And also thank the Meth/Cyrrex combo for adding "Salsa up the duff". For those in need of a translation refer to the link above.
Lastly, it's time for a baby poll. Yes, a world famous Rocksteady poll about babies. What could be a better subject than that for Rocksteady to tackle? My polls are spreading like that bad case of pink eye we all got from the Shreddington gang bang.
Step 1 - Diagnosis. What's wrong with Undies computers?
Undies is having compy issues. He's requesting our help (maybe he isn't but we can still give it to him!) to figure out what in blue blazes has gone wrong.
So I'm drawing us up a great plan to help get Undies back in action. Here are the following steps I have planned so far:
Step 1 - Diagnosis: What's wrong with Underdark's computer?
To get us through Step 1 I've created a poll to help determine the problem. Well, at least it will help us narrow it down... or let Undies know we're trying to help... or supporting him... or something like that, right?
Step 2 - Solution: How do we fix the problem identified in the poll?
Obviously we have to tell our resident Candy Man (yes, the Christina Aguilera song, "Candy Man" is 100% true and 150% about our very own, Undies) how to fix the problem. If the problem is simple like Undies dribbling too much candy into the processor and the processor is too busy processing Undies flavored candy (it gets super busy because everyone knows you can't process Undies flavored candies but the compy will just keep on trying because it wants to know the candy's secrets and how it tastes just so dang good) then we can tell Undies to not dribble candy in the computer.
Step 3 - ????: ??????@*#)???
I haven't figured out this step yet. But I guarantee you it is really really good and really really importand and also very very helpful to Undies.
Step 4 - Sing-a-long: How do we boost morale?
SR lead sing-a-long, that's the ticket. We might have to get some subtitles and a neat bouncy ball or something to bounce along with the lyrics so we can all decipher SR's cryptic song lyrics as well as sing along merrily. Songs we'll sing include: SR's classic song, Hey Hey You You song (in English and Japanese just for Shreddington), Candy Man song (for Undies), Waltzing Matilda followed by Born in the U.S.A. (for Duk - it'll make him smile and then he'll frown), Jump Magic Jump (for Rocksteady - watch the movie Labyrinth... this is just a great great great song from the legendary David Bowie), that Crazy song (this is for Strateg... I don't know what he'd like so I picked Britney Spears), I'm like a bird by Nelly Furtado (this is for Cyrrex, of course, he only flies awaaaaay), Time after Time (this is for the lovely Method) and for anyone I can't remember right now due to being very tired we'll sing the Macarena, Who Let the Dogs Out, Go Ninja Go by Vanilla Ice, and we'll close it out with a round of Don't Stop Believin by Journey... and lastly we'll have Ven show up and sing us the Final Countdown.
Step 5 - Victory: Undies thanks us
After solving Undies's problem he will all thank us. He'll be so happy he'll all send us a copy of the following books:
Everyone congratulate Soul-Reaver on his splendid performance in last week's Rocksteady SWG Trivia Round II.
SR answered an eye-popping 5 questions out of 5 correct for a perfect score!! He did so well, in fact, he answered as many questions correctly as everyone else did combined!!!
The final scores were:
SR with 5 points Cyrrex and Strateg with 2 points each Dukayn with 1 point
V8, Shreddy, Cornflake, Ven, Danny and others with big fat 0's
The Correct answers were:
1. Rocksteady was never... D. Yellow. Rocksteady started as a brown wookiee and then had a very long pink period. He then became green when he married Vespa so they could match and the returned to pink. (There were some other minor phases of black and white in the mix, but never yellow!)
2. Rocksteady never married... B. Meparch. Rocksteady had the hots for Meparch but never got him to say I do.
3. Rocksteady did not have a pet named.... A. Dodo. Dodo was Shreddington's flippy carrion mount. Super-Rocksteady and Mighty Bebop were both powerful Rancors, Ralph was a lesser plains bol mount, and Hot Lips was a bantha mount.
4. Rocksteady's Luxury Yacht was called... C. Kat's Kytty. Rocksteady named his yacht after the delightful Fantria.
5. Woopo's other profession as a Bounty Hunter was.... B. Master Chef! Woopo nicknamed her beloved rifle, the "frying pan."
Stay tuned to find out what SR wins for being this week's champion and for having the first perfect score! I've got something great cooking up for SR! And get your learnin on and prepare for Rocksteady SWG Trivia Round III coming to a News post near you real soon!!
